Did you remember to wipe your feet?

The Foyer
See... the STAIRS!
Can your mind handle their vertical and horizontal surfaces?

To the kitchen
Puppies roasting over an open fire...
Jack Daniels nipping at your nose...

There's a closet on your left for jackets.
Yes. I know you can't see it, but trust me. It's there. I know. I live here.
Okay, so I lied. It's actually on your right.

Leave Greenwood
What a silly thing to do.

Not much to say about the foyer really. It is simply a method of connecting unconnected rooms... call it a low-tech TARDIS.