Into the wilderness...

Where many a wild beast (including the neighbor's annoying dogs) roam...

Where insects are killed in on-going chemical warfare...

Where the eternally damned are doomed to stay. (Really! Go look!)

Land o' Electronics

You can feel your hair stand on end from the huge elctromagnetic field contained within.

A computer monitor

Just outside of camera view is a small computer monitor with the most lifelike picture you've ever seen...

The Foyer

Gee. I love that word.

The kitchen is central to all our lives, since without it, the back bedrooms would collapse without support beneath them. The kicthen is pretty much Mehve's domain, as no one else in Greenwood really cooks. They're competent enough to make ramen, but that's in the microwave, so at least they won't burn Greenwood down.